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I don’t understand

Ted Geisel didn’t write anything about ME, the bird with the word, or my buddies, Kaci and Kyla (dogs with this blog) I think I left my personality on Mulberry Street.

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Ted Geisel, I saw you on Mulberry Street

I caught you. You have an alias, Dr Seuss and you try to hide. We can find you.,

Forget the cat in the hat, we have the bird with the word and the dogs with the blogs.

SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK with the walk.

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Truth in Advertising

Remember this series of commercials?

It wasn’t lying. They didn’t call it the quickest picker upper. That title goes to Kaci and Kali. Most of the time you don’t have to do anything with the quickest picker upper puppers around. Many times the food didn’t reach the floor.

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You deadbeats

It’s 2021 already and you two haven’t paid me yet to be your friend this year.

SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK

Remember, I don’t accept cash or credit cards. Sunflower seeds only.

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I won Christmas!

Kali thought that she aced Christmas because she got a new retractable leash. NO WAY, I won.

i really won because I got sunflower seeds and she got a restraint on her freedom.

That’s what Kali got. You can’t eat that. She got a restraint on her freedom and I got SUNFLOWER SEEDS.

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What the SQUAAAAAAAWK?

https://news.yahoo.com/parrots-found-stuffed-plastic-bottles-115007075.html

Some peeps????

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Ingrate

About 18 years ago the peeps planted a cute little cactus behind the pool. They made sure it was fertilized when it was hungry and watered it when it was thirsty. It grew and is now giving the peeps the bird and I ought to know about birds. That’s gratitude for you.

 

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Happy Birthday? Kali

Peep here. In January 2014, we got the news that Kyla had melanoma wouldn;t last out the year, We looked for another rescue Scottie, but there weren’t any. On the way home, we stopped at a PetSmart that was in walking distance from PetSmart corporate HQ to see if they had any. We were shown a Scottie mix who looked like she could really use a home. When we found that her name was Cali that sealed the deal. We took her and changed a letter in her name to Kali, not that she’s know the difference. Kali was a little wild. The female peep said that she wasn’t a dog, but a monster. The male peep said to give her some time. We found out later that she was adopted before and returned because she was “too wild”. Witin a week, she was voluntarily going under the covers at night and sleeping next to the peeps. She’s great but the nickname “Kali Monster” has stuck. She doesn’t care what you call her. Happy Birthday,, Monster..

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Music Monday

This one is personal since my peep went to school with the artist. At about the 1:10 mark you can see the railroad tracks and train station in the home town.

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I thought we had freedom of speech.

I  thought to myself, “Why shouldn’t everyone have access to my brilliance?”

I wrote the government “I want to apply for a radio station licence for radio Kismet”. I received  a reply that while Kismet starts with a “K” and I  you live in the Western US where “K” is valid, “Kismet” is over the four letters allowed.  OK, “how about KSMT” ? Nope, that’s taken. and you can’t have it. How about radio “SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAWK” that can’t be taken. It has been a week and no answer.  Discrimination.

Bird Lives Matter.