I’m a high-maintenance girl

I showed Them. The night I came home from Sherry’s, He put his pants on the bed and went out to the bathroom. Time for action! 



I went into the pockets and got some cabbage and started munching. 




The last time I only ate a 20. Inflation hit home.

About Kismet

I'm a 16 year old Indian Ringneck parrot curmudgeon in New River, Arizona in the wild west country. If you're a sunflower seed, you're dinner.

6 comments on “I’m a high-maintenance girl

  1. Uh Oh! Can he tape them together and have a $21 note? Maybe no one will notice.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  2. Hey…that’s a nice picture of you Kyla. Worth waaaaaay more than $21 I’d say.

    Arooooo! Stuart

  3. Yeah, but He says He could have the picture without the “chewies” removed.

  4. Well Kyla, you have that about right, the bills are worth about half with inflation! You said “he went out to the bathroom” does He use the yard like you? Maybe if you stop chewing His money He could afford an inside bathroom.
    Sweet William The Scot

    • He has an inside bathroom. Maybe if I stopped chewing his cash, he could build an inside one for ME-I’d even share it with Kenzie. Then again, maybe I wouldn’t share it with Kenzie. Kenzie likes to mark where I’ve gone. Sometimes he gets a little too enthusiastic about it and doesn’t wait until I’ve finished. Keep it up Kenzie, and I’ll fix you. Wait, that’s already been done.

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