Further dietary research

I’m referencing my March 27 post (https://kylascott.wordpress.com/2012/03/27/a-balanced-diet-is-good-for-you/) about the forest product food group and my April 9 post (https://kylascott.wordpress.com/2012/04/09/publish-or-perish/). On Monday night, They went out without us and I thought it was a perfect time to continue my research. They thought They had Kyla-proofed the house. We terriers are very determined. Since They forgot about the reference library in the computer room, I decided to do some referring. I picked out the perfect tome and removed it to the bedroom laboratory:

It was the Cordon Bleu book of bread. I was going to test a theory of mine that pictures of food on forest products make the forest products more tasty.

That’s the way They found the library. Notice that there are junk books-a book on Westies. If They have a Westie question, ask Kenzie because he has practical experience being a Westie and more than book knowledge.

After sampling all the parts of the bread book, I’ve come to the conclusion that the taste is inherent to the forest product and not the subject matter. Therefore in the future, the subject matter of a book will not determine its suitability for destruction and consumption.

Credit is given to Kenzie who played the part of Igor.

About Kismet

I'm a 16 year old Indian Ringneck parrot curmudgeon in New River, Arizona in the wild west country. If you're a sunflower seed, you're dinner.

19 comments on “Further dietary research

  1. Looks like you’ve found some excellent recipes for them to make for you.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

    We have many chewed books at our house.

  2. Hi,

    Great site! I’m trying to find an email address to contact you on to ask if you would please consider adding a link to my website. I’d really appreciate if you could email me back.

    Thanks and have a great day!

  3. Wow, you are one determine Scottie, extreme detail on you investigation (needed dictionay here). We have found that the stockacde fence is a great souce of fotest porduct and diterary fiber. Please contine your indepth research, maybe you can get some government funding.

  4. Do you find personal items that belong to your peeps taste better? If you keep up with the tree items one would think you are a termite.
    Sweet William The Scot

    • There are 2 considerations:
      1) I’m not allowed out by myself-They literally have me caged in.
      2) I haven’t exhausted all the possibilities here (the house is still standing). I don’t need any competition from termites, so They’ve protected the house pretty well.

  5. The closest I’ve come to forest products is the mail. Gnawing on that is pretty fun, too. See you at the buffet!

    Aroo, Stuart

  6. Grrreat job Kyla! I like chewing on mail, like Stuart, but I haven’t tested cookbooks yet. Any my Peeps have a lot of those in the kitchen!


  7. Now talking about something you would not bite at. Well I got an e-mail it said
    First name: Faviol
    Last name: Sterkel
    Gender: f
    City: Dwight
    State: Kansas
    Anual salary: $9682
    Hello there! I viewed your own photo on fb.
    I’m keen on you a lot.
    Now let’s talk!
    I’m a female and simply attracted to men

    Now being a dog I think that is really strange.
    Sweet William The Scot

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