You will NOT believe it

Those of you who know me know that I’m generous to a fault. I decided that those of us who have been taking care of Kenzie needed a lift so I went shopping. This is what I got Him:

And since I did the most work, I get (TA-DA):

Yes, I found BLACK and WHITE Scotch at BevMo!!!!! I’d heard about it but I thought They were kidding. It’s ALL MINE! The clerk was a jerk-he asked me for my ID. I said I just turned ten and he said he couldn’t sell to me. That’s seventy in dog years, you twit. Never argue with an old Scottie broad. I got out of there with a Senior Citizen discount. Take that you young whippersnapper!

Kenzie update He’s about the same. The only things he eats are chicken and hard boiled egg whites. No, Susie, I don’t know which came first but he eats chicken first. He’s not losing any more weight and it is holding. He is very active sometimes.

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I'm a 16 year old Indian Ringneck parrot curmudgeon in New River, Arizona in the wild west country. If you're a sunflower seed, you're dinner.

13 comments on “You will NOT believe it

  1. THE SHELL!!!!! and the bottle of Black & White were first!!!!!
    Susie & Bites

  2. Well pop the top and give Kenzie a shot maybe he would like the taste of that.
    Sweet William The Scot

  3. You know Dr. Oz says hops is good for you.
    Sweet William The Scot

  4. We think Kenzie might need some of that black & White as a tonic. Chicken and egg sound good to us. Come on, Kenzie, you’ve got to get better!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

    • To you, it may not seem so much. I think they were exporting to New Zealand all this time and I don’t know about Australia. It hasn’t been seen here for a while. The youngsters looked puzzled when He says Kenzie and I look like a scotch bottle.

  5. It’s a shame Westies don’t come in black, I could do a reverse Black and White label…:P

    In my human’s experience, dogs like beer (they always try to steals her’s…)

  6. Here’s to Kenzie…I’ll have another…..

    Now. About you calling your peep an “Old Crow” – Kyla, my friend, methinks you walk a fine line. But, then again, you’re 10. So I guess you deserve to get away with it.

    Ah me. RooooOOOOO, Stu

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