Who wants to be a Millionaire?

Do I ever have the investment tip of the century. It’s like the graduate-one word. Come closer so others don’t hear it. It’s guaranteed to make you a fortune. I’m going to whisper it to you. “…”. You didn’t hear it? I told you to come closer. It’s “paper”. We’re using a lot of it.

The floor was just picked up with all the papers five minutes ago. Here we go again. She throws a paper towel over it to soak it up. An hour from now, the place will look like a blizzard hit it.  See the “piddle pad” in the distance? It must have come from a Richard Branson company because it is still a Virgin. They take Kaci out for a 15 minute walk outside and she does nothing. When Kaci come inside, she rushes over to the floor and lets fly because she’s been holding it outside for when we come inside. She’s reverse house-broken. It’s a good thing we got rid of the carpet.

Kaci claims that she’s just stimulating the economy. “I’m doing my part to consume”. So my advice is to buy paper stocks. If you’re into commodities, buy the physical paper. Whatever you do, get in on the ground floor (before it becomes wet again).



About Kismet

I'm a 16 year old Indian Ringneck parrot curmudgeon in New River, Arizona in the wild west country. If you're a sunflower seed, you're dinner.

25 comments on “Who wants to be a Millionaire?

  1. Oh dear, you’ve got a Miss pissy knickers on your hands..lol She’s so cute though 🙂
    Mollie and Alfie

  2. Your stare gives it all away, “UNBELIEVEABLE”. Dad says he will have Mom check on paper stocks at work and “BUY, BUY, BUY”. She will have all the other brokers checking too!!!. Maybe you guys need to remove the tile, so it don’t rot from the bottom, just have the concrete treated with water replent. Heres a thought, Mom made me a diaper holder that you put baby diapers in, cause sometimes a girl just has to go.

    Your worried Furiends
    Susie & Bites

  3. The tile is fine-it is stone. Diapers may be degrading, but we’ll look into it. Now add diaper stocks to the list. Is there one that does towels and diapers also? We’ll corner the market.

  4. Kendra used to do that….until…you won’t believe it…SHE lost her temper and really yelled. Then it got better.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  5. Hmmm… That’s a hard one… Have you tried demonstrating the preferred location…?

  6. Hopefully she will get the hang pretty quick and until then I guess yep better buy lots of paper!! pups!!

    Jazzi and Addi

  7. It’s frightening to see to whom we’re leaving the world.

  8. Oh dear. We have ‘leaks’ of excitement from Raffles which The Producer (and I) is hoping will clear up when he is a little older but we are fortunate. He was brought up in a grass run so he is used to using grass and as long as he has access to grass he will use it.
    Good thing because he is a machine!! I tell you if we could find a use for it we’d be millionaires!! And he’s not 15 weeks old yet 😦
    They’ll wake up one morning and find me floundering in a slurry pit that used to be the kitchen – look forward to the time when he can hold it all night.

  9. Oh dear…Kaci is really challenging you Kyla – elbowing in on your food and treats and now this! Try be patient, we are sure she will come around soon.

  10. I will invest all the money of my piggy-bank… think the dog-pee-way sounds better than the bird-crap-trail :o)

  11. Oh-she does that also. She gives new meaning to “the runs” because she walks as she poops and leaves a trail. She doesn’t like carpet for either end and that makes it somewhat bearable.

  12. Oh you are in a pisser. Just don’t slip in it on the tile floor or we might be buying stock in the medical realm.
    Sweet William The Scot

  13. Those kill shelters are traumatizing. If she was in a pen with a concrete floor, it may be what she’s used to – you know, indoor feeling, stone floor. Why do humans have such horrible places to keep such loving beings? I wish shelters were like little fur-ever homes for dogs in waiting. If only… Kaci will come around but it will take time. You show her what to do Kyla, she’ll learn. xo
    Alyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy

  14. I know, I was kicked around for the first part of my life. They forget what They went through with me almost 10 years ago. They are, however, trying to get Kaci to get with the program with love.

  15. You two are adorable!

    My name is Oskar & I have a blog that I’d love for you to check out, http://www.PetBlogsUnited.com. It’s a great place for pet bloggers to find each other and be featured. If you’re interested you can e-mail me at PBU at comcast dot net.

    Nubbin wiggles,

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