Do I ever have the investment tip of the century. It’s like the graduate-one word. Come closer so others don’t hear it. It’s guaranteed to make you a fortune. I’m going to whisper it to you. “…”. You didn’t hear it? I told you to come closer. It’s “paper”. We’re using a lot of it.
The floor was just picked up with all the papers five minutes ago. Here we go again. She throws a paper towel over it to soak it up. An hour from now, the place will look like a blizzard hit it. See the “piddle pad” in the distance? It must have come from a Richard Branson company because it is still a Virgin. They take Kaci out for a 15 minute walk outside and she does nothing. When Kaci come inside, she rushes over to the floor and lets fly because she’s been holding it outside for when we come inside. She’s reverse house-broken. It’s a good thing we got rid of the carpet.
Kaci claims that she’s just stimulating the economy. “I’m doing my part to consume”. So my advice is to buy paper stocks. If you’re into commodities, buy the physical paper. Whatever you do, get in on the ground floor (before it becomes wet again).