Around here, when Kaci or I have a solid accident, They’ll say to each other “Kaci (or Kyla) left us a present in the living room”. They’ve been telling us (especially Kaci) to leave these presents outside. Now, during the Christmas season, we’re supposed to give Them presents? I’m confused but I’ll go with the program. I’ll show you the easy way to give your peep(s) a present made for Christmas.
First, find a good book. What’s a “good” book? It’s one with a very colo(u)rful cover. The best ones have colo(u)r pictures on the inside also. They didn’t leave any of those in my reach so I had to make do with the best available. I was surprised, I thought They only read books with lots of pictures and few words. I was under the impression that one of Their favo(u)rites was about Dick and Jane and their dog named Spot.
Then ingest the colo(u)red paper, leaving only the black and white printing:
Here’s the easy part. Let it sit inside you for about 12 to 24 hours-trust me, you’ll know when it is ready. Leave a big pile where you want Them to admire it. It comes out in COLO(U)RS and is a perfect Christmas present. It was my first effort for Christmas so I wasn’t that surprised that They weren’t 100% pleased. I’ll use better ingredients next time-a more colo(u)rful book.
She insisted that I don’t show the finished product. “Not nice”, She said. I also don’t understand why They weren’t pleased. They’ve called a lot of books “a piece of poo”. I guess the holiday spirit isn’t what it used to be.