I need your help

Ok, some of you have been outbid on the auction to help the animals who were victims of tornados in Oklahoma. You’ve got funds to help. I’ve got a real cause for you. One of my favorite things is green beans. Green beans are really good . Now, if something is getting abused and battered like women (I am one, you know) . it is really important to support the ones who want to stop the battering. Look at this:

SAM_0600It is advertised as battered green beans! You’re battering my friends and I’m not happy about it. I took some out of their torture box and tried to free them:

SAM_0601This is so wrong-it’s discrimation.  Since it is dinner time on the Fourth of July, I decided to liberate these guys.  Patrick Henry said “Give me Liberty or Give me Death”. I couldn’t liberate them, so … (yes they were delicious).

With your leftover funds, send them to Kyla’s home for battered green beans.



About Kismet

I'm a 16 year old Indian Ringneck parrot curmudgeon in New River, Arizona in the wild west country. If you're a sunflower seed, you're dinner.

32 comments on “I need your help

  1. You want a credit card, cash or just ship them in the box by Fed Ex

    The Mad Scots

  2. Kyla you are just too cute wanting to ‘save’ those green beans! May the universe smile piles of battered green beans upon you!
    Alyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy

  3. Oh gurl, you are a true humanitarian!! Give me free green beans or give me death ! (well, maybe not DEATH, butts you get the point!) I will try and send the last of my treatie monies to free your green beans!!!

  4. BOL!! Personally we think its a crime to do anything to green beans – they should only be consumed in their glorious au natural state of delicious, crunchy freshness.

  5. Must be from Scotland – don’t they batter and deep fry everything over there????? Yeah, just as I thought ‘Tai Pei’ that well known Scottish food firm 😉

  6. I just spluttered my tea all over the compawter, battered beans.You crack me up, I’m actually quite wordless.. In Scotland like Zena said you can get fried pizza and mars bars, I have never heard of battered beans though..BOL xx00xxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  7. Kyla, that is an excellent cause. Why haven’t we thought of this any sooner???

  8. We should have a lobby for the poor beans. I’m glad you were there and brought them to a safe place :o)

  9. Oh, my dawg. Save them, save them! Well, OK, I have never actually had one, but I appreciate your enthusiasm for the cause and will try to get my hands on a rescue this weekend!!

  10. Oh Kyla you have me laughing today…Momz promises to liberate the next battered green beans we see … If we send them to you are you going to care for them or nom them? I’d nom them myself xoxo

  11. Those poor beans! If I find any that have been battered I’ll send them to your ‘sanctuary’

  12. That’s outrageous! I’m with you on this. Green beans are exalted in my house and in yours. How dare anyone treat them so cruelly????

    Tawdling off to check on my own beans…..

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