She’s Mocking Me!

Today was torture day. Here’s the torture chamber:

SAM_0685For some reason They decided that I needed the full treatment but Kaci just needed a pedicure. Here I am after

SAM_0687Here’s Kaci after


SAM_0688After her post yesterday, I think she’s mocking me. She claims that the groomer cut one nail too short and caught blood. I think she put ketchup on her paw. She knew that bandage was so bad that she couldn’t claim it was a sock puppet.




About Kismet

I'm a 16 year old Indian Ringneck parrot curmudgeon in New River, Arizona in the wild west country. If you're a sunflower seed, you're dinner.

42 comments on “She’s Mocking Me!

  1. You look lovely after your full treatment! Wooowooooo, Ku

  2. Kyla, you turning in to a Wheaten Scottie, you look awesome and very stylish, Bites really like the look. Now Kaci so sorry you had to have a paw wrapped, you just lay back and get all the poor Kaci’s you can!

    The Mad Scots

  3. Definitely milking the situation, Kyla. And we think your grey makes you look so distinguished….

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  4. Well, this has happened to our Little Bit so it can happen. I’m just saying. There could be some milking of the situation though.

    Have a woof woof day. 🙂

  5. Wow…. you are lookin HOT!

  6. Kyla you look absolutely beautiful. Stop complaining.

  7. Hubba hubba, Kyla! You look bee-yoo-ti-ful! And poor Kaci! We hope her paw paw heals right quick!

    Edgar and his mum

  8. Putting ketchup on her paw…BOL!!!! Such cute pups…Looking snazzy!!!!

  9. Well, you do look lovely Kyla, but why did kaci stay all floofy? I say she’s just milking that little snip for the sympathy vote and maybe extra cookies…Time for a protest

  10. That’s a pretty nice looking torture chamber but I see the humans can’t fool you with that fake landscape all around. I do think you look very sparkly and pretty in your silver furs and as for Kaci… well she’s just a pup, she can’t help herself.
    Alyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy

  11. Kyla you look ….. gra(y)ceful !! Sympathies to Kaci – I had my nail snipped the other day and it drew blood – hurt a lot, until I got a treat …..

  12. Who decorated the mural spa, looks like you are entering into faux painted Hacienda and that door that says Bath House well it’s not real neither is the fire hydrant. You need to wear rose-coloured glasses the next time you enter. I think the whole place is mocking you both.
    Sweet William The Scot

    • I agree. It wasn’t my choice. I was kidnapped and fought against Them when I saw what was happening. They told me I was going to “treat city”. I was the victim, just the hapless dupe. I trusted Them.You know that fire hydrants don’t mean a thing to this little girl. The worst thing is that instead of suing the torture palace owners’ tails off, They paid the owners off plus gave them a tip. I’m upset. Their final instructions to the owner were don’t mess with her beard, brows, or skirt. The indignity of it all. I guess everything else was fair game.

  13. Well I can’t see any greys and think you look like a super model 🙂 Kaci and ketchup..BOL xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  14. You look fabulous after your treatment! We only get pedicures, Momma insists on bathing us herself. She thinks its fabulous, we tolerate the torture for a treat afterwards.

    • When I get bathed at home, I insist on and get a steady stream of small treats-Kaci gets some also. I have to have a medicated soap bath and the soap has to stay on for minutes. Insist on a steady stream of treats.

  15. You are the bestest looking Scottie-Lady ever. I’m deep impressed. I hope it’s really just ketchup on Kaci’s paw :and she hast an ouchie. Have agreat Friday!

  16. Oh gurl, lookie at YOU!!! Well, I don’t know what they did in that weird place, butts I thinks you look FABulous!! I wish I looked that good after a bath….I just end up lookin’ like a Laberdoodle!!! (no offense Stanley and Murphy….)
    I have to walk around for 2 days before Ma decides she ‘has the time’ to groom me!! I swear all the doggies are laughin’ at me!
    Anyhu, Kaci you milk that nail for all it’s worth!!! Don’t forgets the little ‘whine’ always helps get the treatie jar open!!

  17. Oh Kaci, you poor thing. Kyla…what can we say…no pain, no gain. You are looking aroootiful post-torture though.

  18. Kyla, you look lovely.
    Kaci, you poor thing!

  19. You look mawvelous my dear! Tell Kaci that’s what she gets….no, wait…that’s not nice. Hope y’all have a good time in your trip. Think I’ll go to bird camp sometime. Sounds fun. Y’all stay safe. Steer clear of the 18-wheelers out there.

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