Arizona is one of a dwindling few US states that doesn’t require a front license plate. You’re allowed to put something on the front just as long as it isn’t similar to a government license plate and cannot be mistaken for a government-issued license plate. I’ve been in the SM (ScottieMobile) for a while and we’ve never had anything on the front. The rear one said it all.
We have one small problem. As usual, He didn’t plan ahead. This has always been an Arizona vehicle (the bad news-lots of dust-the good news-no rust). It has 160,000 miles (over 250,000km) on it and has never had a front license on it. He went to install it and found out that the hardware for it isn’t on the SM. I’ll have to wait. Please note the professional Scotch tape job He did for demonstration purposes only. I’m hiding my head in shame.
There is some good news. He had some extras made and I’m feeling generous. You, too, can have one of these. Yes, that’s moi on the plate! The price? It’s free plus zero shipping and handling. I’ll ship almost anywhere. I’ll ship to Oz but not to Mars. Unfortunately I think at this price they’ll be more demand than supply, so I’m going to have to choose. It’s not fair to say first to reply gets one because some residents of Blogville are always sleeping and that would favo(u)r some time zones. I’ll give everyone until October 21 (Arizona time) and that gives everyone a fair shot. By asking for one, you agree that you wouldn’t just throw it on a pile in the garage, never to be seen again-you’d actually display it. Preferences will be given to those with cars and (I really hate doing this but you can understand why) Scotties, although others will be considered. Under no circumstances will squirrels get one. I have ways of detecting squirrels who try to impersonate Scotties. Due to the price, shipping may be made through the Slow Boat to China company which is loosely organized and seems to be on perpetual vacation (and doesn’t work on weekends) so patience is needed. If you don’t get one, it doesn’t mean I don’t value you, it just means that there aren’t enough.
I need an email stating why you should get one and an address to ship to (no salesman will call and I won’t give it out).
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Love to you all,