It seems as though everyone else in the world is starting their own business. The K-gang of 4 has to keep up.
Announcing the K4 excess food cleanup service. Getting strangled with excess food? The K4 crew works quietly, efficiently and (best of all) we’re cheap. We’re here to help when you have all that excess food cluttering up your home, business, facility or whatever. Our experienced, expert staff is here to help you:
I’m Kyla, president and founder. I’m an expert in removing any comestibles and the world’s leading authority in dealing with excess green beans.
Here’s my crackerjack assistants, Kali and Kaci
who can turn any surplus of edible carbohydrates into easy-to-dispose-of puppy poo.
We bring in outside consultants like Kismet, our world-class surplus seed phenom
We have gastronomic oversupply specialists like Jazzi in case of emergency like the unlikely possibility of an excess of tacos we can’t handle by ourselves. In the event of an invasion of chocolate covered ants, we have Karma on call 24/365.
On top of that-if you’re having problems with fast food, we’ll call in Lilly, the greyhound next door. She may not have won a race in her life, but she certainly can eat.
No case is too difficult. We have even more resources
But rest assured, no squirrels will visit our clients (unless you have a nut problem and YOU request them).
Contact HelpImDrowningInFood@PleaseEatMeOutOfHouseAndHome.com
kylascott 
Best of luck on your new business venture K4…let us know if you ever get a call from our side of the world and we’ll be glad to assist *wink*
Wally & Sammy
What’s your specialty or are you like me, a general purpose jack-of-all foods?
We specialise in raw vegetables mostly…green beans, sugar snaps, cucumber, green / red / yellow bell peppers etc. but we aren’t fussy and will pretty much shnarff up anything if given the opportunity.
You’ve got it covered. Unfortunately, we have a crew here that already has that clean up contract.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Oh, OK. We don’t want to go where we’re not needed or wanted.
K4’s you are just too funny. We hope you get loads of calls xxxoxxx
Mollie and Alfie
The phone is silent and I’m getting hungry.
Lol you guys sure cover all the bases. I’m sure you’ll be overwhelmed with calls 🙂
Not a one, yet. Bummer.
Soon you’ll be a food processing tycoon.
There’s no way this idea could fail.
It looked good on paper but I ate the paper.
Can you come to my crib? My dad eats always treats in my bed and we are tired to sleep on crumbs, peanuts and the tagada crap what sticks on my paws like welded.
All right! Our first customer.
What a team, what a team.
Have a fabulous day. 🙂
It’s hard for me to keep them all in line.
Excellent business idea! Wooooowooooooo!
It’s said that one is fortunate if one has a job doing what one enjoys most.
Well with three of us here, we pretty well got the place spick and span, but if we ever need help , we got you phone number!
The Mad Scots
Pees: you can come over and clean up next door, them boxers are unless, and they house has food stuff everywhere!
Sounds like a job for K4.
Is that the beginning of an ArOOOOO rOOOOOO I see you doing there Miss Kyla?
You caught me.
Please eat me out of house and home sounds like a termite company!
Or maybe it is the gas and electric company that is eating my money heating my home.
Sweet William The Scot
Those bills for this winter can’t be pretty. Don’t worry-pitchers and catchers report for the Diamondbacks on Feb 6 which isn’t too far away. The Reds are only a week or so after that.
Shelby does an excellent job in our house. Poor Sid can never save anything for a later time. When Rocky comes to visit, you have to count your fingers after giving him anything. He is dangerous!. Is that a bufo toad that you have? They are very lethal in Florida. Your other creatures are not some of our favorites. Good luck with your business.
The toad is harmless. All the others are harmless also (yes, even the tarantula) except for the diamondback rattlesnake. He’s used on those who don’t pay their bill.
I dig your crew and good luck with the business however your target customer is tough. You might want to gear your business toward homes with cats (finicky eaters = uneaten crumbs).
Aroo to you,
Sully
That’s a good idea. The only cats I’ve had recent contact with have been at the vet’s office. Maybe I could enlist Alfie at Mollie’s to help but he’s in Essex, England.
You are so clever Kyla. I bet you make a fortune in a full belly of yummies.
Alyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy
That sounds wonderful! Have you given up blogging?
Not really but I am starting National Board Teacher Certification. A good excuse??? I will catch up. It’s nice to know somedoggy cares! Especially Kyla doggy!
Alyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy
I love this! I was just thinking to myself how I almost never have to sweep LOL.
That’s more time for you to walk the Roonster.
umm…. am I the only one that thought PleaseEatMeOutOfHouseAndHome.com was a real web page?
Hmmm… I like the sound of this team. At the moment we have a crew of birds that come in and clean up our left overs (yes, you read corrently… We leave left overs). They’re a noise bunch… How is the K4 team… Noisy eaters?