More Green Beans, please

Recent graduates from the USA (University of South Africa), Dr. Samuel, MD and Dr. Wallace, MD got their Post Doctoral degrees in Canine Nutrition earlier this year.

SammyWallyThey did extensive research into dog health and diet. Here is the quick version of their report-the long version is over 8700 pages long.



Notice that there is no point number 13 (which would be very unlucky) and no point number 2 (There’s no bull number 2 in this report at all). Armed with this report, and that of Dr. E. Z., I going to the vet and demanding my green bean prescription and I won’t take no for an answer. I’m very persistent and stubborn, especially when it comes to my green beans.


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48 comments on “More Green Beans, please

  1. Oh at 0:50 and 1:04 that were the best arguments ever. put up and fight for green beans. The report of Dr. Wallace and Dr. Samuel is the evidence. In a world without green beans all living creatures would be toothless, blind and spineless… like that Teletubby-dudes.

  2. Awww, that was adorable. I linked you to my Awww Mondays post. You certainly qualify and then some. You also need the prescription for green beans. Too adorable.

    Have a woof woof Awww Monday. πŸ™‚

  3. We don’t do green things so we will send you all the green beans we can find and we hope they help. Green is mean in my book. W&S rock. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

  4. We will be bringing this report to our vet when we go in a few weeks. She is used to our abiding by different diet regimes. We subscribe to the carrot, apple, and mango school of thought. The brighter the color of the food, the better for you.

  5. Kyle you really have the smarts girl. Not only looks but personality ~ you are the whole package. Love you Lots as Mitch and Molly would say.
    Sweet William The Scot


    That’s it. I’m leaving Sniglet for you.

    What a movie. I spilled popcorn all over myself when I heard your sweet voice.

    Kyla, my pet, my love, will you take me as your one and only boy????

    I’ll string your beans for you and feed them to you one by one.

    Let me take you to the Casbah my love….with your perky, feisty ears and your waggly tail and especially your bunny pose, which you strike quite well with one less toe.

    I will make StuART for you. I will fluff your pillows. And protect you from those pesky snakes.

    I await your response……

    Your one and only, Stuart

  7. Those are the bestest arguments I have ever heard!!! You make your case very forcefully Kyla. I don’t knows how anyone can ignore all that evidence of MORE GREEN BEANS!!! (oh, BTW, I hates the things, so I will send the ones Ma brings home to you…)
    Oh, and Ma kept laughin’ at your most adorable video…she said it could have been me, butts you were more polite.
    Ruby β™₯

  8. Kyla, you remind us SO much of Daisy and Kendra. Kendra used to sit up like that and both got vocal (same vocab you’re using) when they felt SHE was letting the team down.

    We’re going to buy stocks in Green Beans. We’re going to make a fortune when that report hits all the journals.

  9. i’m a cat and like green beans–they are good for me 2. but mama isn’t crazy about them so we don’t have them often.

  10. Oh Kyla, we read about your fight over at Wally’s and Sammy’s and we hope you are doing ok. Sending you good vibes and green beans friend!

    • After they amputated my toe, they got everything but we don’t know if it spread before that. I’m taking holistic stuff instead of experimental conventional stuff. Blogville has been great during this.

  11. I sure hope they loaded you up with green beans after that bit of cuteness. OMD, that was just adorable! I wish I could just rub your belly! ps – Scruffy the terrier loves green beans & Mr. Fox the chia-something doesn’t.
    Alyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy

  12. Keep on barkin for green beans – nobody could resist dat cuteness.

  13. adorable dogs and interesting facts! Love the video!

  14. Oh Kyla that video was adorable, love the way you sit up BOL.. We will have shipments of beans sent to you xxxoxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  15. OMD Kyla, mom watched your video like 87 times! She thinks you are just too cute…luckily we are not overly jealous types and are taking this all in our stride. Now, about this new romance you and Stu have struck up – we could see it coming from 87 miles away. Congrats to you both! Thanks for publishing our report on our blog…we can now say (without any degree of misrepresentation) that we are published researchers – now for the money to start rolling in…
    Licks & love,
    Wally & Sammy

  16. I love to listen to you impart Scottie wisdom over the WWW. My peep said not to get any ideas from you (thanks for showing me the sit up trick!). I am so happy to hear you get a lot of green beans!

  17. That has for to be the cutest, most convincing video ever! I (Braeden) start up the minute She walks in from work. Don’t even let her sit down before I start pleading my case. It works. But probably because of the annoying high pitched bark that I have down to an art. Keep it up, my friend. Glad to see you are doing well, and obviously that ol’ toe wasn’t too necessary. Your balance is perfect!

    Braeden and Seth

  18. omg Kyla! You are so cute when you decide to puff your chest out! omg… *swoons*

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