Two years ago yesterday, I lost Kenzie. Kenzie and I made a pact. The first one to go would attempt to come back and tell the other what it’s like. Last night, the spirit of Kenzie woke me up. At least I think it was the spirit, Kenzie was so white that he looked like a ghost anyway.
We actually had a conversation:
Kyla, wake up
What was that?
It’s your buddy, Kenzie.
How have you been, Kenzie?
I don’t have much time so I’ll get to why I’m here. Remember I told you I’d tell you what it was like after death. Well, I’ll tell you. Here’s a typical day. I get up then I have sex. Then it’s time for breakfast and sex after that. Then it’s the mid-morning snack and sex after that. The late-morning appetizer and sex after that. That takes us up to lunch and the sex after that. The early afternoon snack and time is getting short but you get the idea.
That’s what I always thought heaven would be like, sex and eating.
Heaven? No way. I’m reincarnated as a rabbit on a golf course.
Now, I’m really worried. What happens if I return as a squirrel?
Bwahahahahahahaha. I fell for that I want you to know. Hook. Line. And sinker.
Have a woof woof day. My best to your funny mom. 🙂
Glad you liked it.
O…M…D Kyla!!! That is horrible!!!!! For some twisted reason mom is finding it hysterical and can’t stop laughing xxx
Wally & Sammy
Mom. Mom. MOM-get a grip.
BOL Kyla! You had us for a minute. Thanks for making us laugh today!
Braeden, Seth and puppy Riley
BOL and you got us good and proper. Have marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly
But wait-I have more. If you’re going to throw veggies at me, I prefer green beans, carrots and lettuce.
You know how to bring joy and laughs to the boring Monday. You got me and mom.
It doesn’t need to be boring. Pretend that it’s Tuesday.
Kenzie’s description sounds just like my life except without the food and sex.
Yeah, I don’t get enough of those either.
Is Viagra free in heaven?
Sweet William The Scot
I don’t know. You have to go to the caddy shack.
No, no…..we’re sure you couldn’t possible come back as a squirrel! That’s only for BAD dogs.
Now you really have me worried.
Glad you liked it!
Dat wuz funny!! Just don’t come back as a skwirrel on UCLA’s campus… dey wuz so slow Whitley caught 2 of ’em– on leash!! BOL!
If they were on a leash, they were easy picking’s for Whitley.
Godd One, but somehow we don’t see you coming back that way, we be thinking more like the president of Mexico! Barharhar A rescue President!
Most politicians deserve to be abandoned, not rescued.
BOL!!!! OMD, Ma was laughin’ and sayin’ she hopes she can be a wrabbit too!
Whatevers, as long as it’s not a squirrel!!! That wouldn’t be heaven butts a whole other direction, if you know what I mean!
I’m going to find out, I think.
Bwahahaha!!! That was too good Kyla!!! True to form making us all laugh!!!
Alyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy
I needed the lighten-up myself.
We totally bought it! Ha! We’re both blondes, you know. Kenzie looks heavenly in that picture. FYI- You know, the golf course bunnies here are living the good life.
Kenzie was a looker, that’s for certain.
bawhahahaha… OMD! I had tears in my eyes till I came to the punchline… and now I have more tears in my eyes because I spilled hot coffee on my foot… butt I can’t stop laughing….
I didn’t intend it to be dangerous.
no worries my staff is always a passenger of the mischief-boat , even when they sleep :o)
Well after reading Stuarts Letter to you and now this, Mama doesn’t know whether she’s laughing or crying! You’re a true braveheart Kyla – and the best xxxxx
Bobby, you’ll be the senior Scottie around. Remember how Gus did it and you’ll be fine.
For a second a felt like going to heaven. But then…all day…the hassle…good thing it wasn’t heaven.
I could take the eating, however.
BOL! That was a good one! Happy Tuesday
Terrific Tuesday to you!
ROOOOFLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! OH ME…..LOL……………..BOFL……..
I CAN’T stop laughing.
Oh boy. What a good one.
That’s my Kyla!!!!!
You make me laugh so hard that I pass gas.
Quick, capture that stuff and we’ll solve the energy crisis.
Oh my LORDY!!! Where do you come up with this stuff? You have the whole world laughing today!
Oh me….my stomach hurts from laughing.
No wait….maybe I need to eat some more.
Or have sex. Uh….sorry….that’s kind of impossible.
Maybe, since I’m Scottish, I’ll just go play a round of golf instead. Wanna go?
No, wait for the weekend and we’ll play. 18 holes and tacos!
Gotcha. Oh boy…we’ll throw back a shot of tequila or two and you can tell me all about Mexico. No wait, you might not want to do that.
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I wanna be reincarnated as a rabbit.
Aroo to you,
I bet you’d settle for a reversal of the big snip.
Kyla you are way to funny! Came over from our friend Stuart’s. Bringing you Luvs and POTP! We are going to be part of your Posse now too.
Marty and the Gang
Welcome, but don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Don’t worry. Mom says to let you know we all understand. We just want you to have lots of happiness with you every day so we are here to hopefully bring you a little 🙂
THANKS for the grin at the end of my day, and FINALLY a plausible explanation for why we have so many rabbits!! :-)!!
I have no idea why the humans teach the birds and the bees. Rabbits have to be in that discussion.
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I’m glad you enjoyed it.
Just dropping by to say HIYA! Hope the day is a good one!
Sweet William The Scot
It IS. I’m still here and that makes it a red letter day.
Hmmm… a squirrel’s life can be quite exciting… I’m sure it involves a lot of what Kenzie’s up to too…