Two years ago yesterday, I lost Kenzie. Kenzie and I made a pact. The first one to go would attempt to come back and tell the other what it’s like. Last night, the spirit of Kenzie woke me up. At least I think it was the spirit, Kenzie was so white that he looked like a ghost anyway.
We actually had a conversation:
Kyla, wake up
What was that?
It’s your buddy, Kenzie.
How have you been, Kenzie?
I don’t have much time so I’ll get to why I’m here. Remember I told you I’d tell you what it was like after death. Well, I’ll tell you. Here’s a typical day. I get up then I have sex. Then it’s time for breakfast and sex after that. Then it’s the mid-morning snack and sex after that. The late-morning appetizer and sex after that. That takes us up to lunch and the sex after that. The early afternoon snack and time is getting short but you get the idea.
That’s what I always thought heaven would be like, sex and eating.
Heaven? No way. I’m reincarnated as a rabbit on a golf course.
Now, I’m really worried. What happens if I return as a squirrel?