Kenzie kept his promise.

Two years ago yesterday, I lost Kenzie.  Kenzie and I made a pact. The first one to go would attempt to come back and tell the other what it’s like. Last night, the spirit of Kenzie woke me up. At least I think it was the spirit, Kenzie was so white that he looked like a ghost anyway.


We actually had a conversation:

Kyla, wake up

What was that?

It’s your buddy, Kenzie.

How have you been, Kenzie?

I don’t have much time so I’ll get to why I’m here. Remember I told you I’d tell you what it was like after death. Well, I’ll tell you. Here’s a typical day. I get up then I have sex. Then it’s time for breakfast and sex after that. Then it’s the mid-morning snack and sex after that. The late-morning appetizer and sex after that. That takes us up to lunch and the sex after that. The early afternoon snack and time is getting short but you get the idea.

That’s what I always thought heaven would be like, sex and eating.

Heaven? No way. I’m reincarnated as a rabbit on a golf course.

Now, I’m really worried. What happens if I return as a squirrel?

About Kismet

I'm a 16 year old Indian Ringneck parrot curmudgeon in New River, Arizona in the wild west country. If you're a sunflower seed, you're dinner.

56 comments on “Kenzie kept his promise.

  1. Bwahahahahahahaha. I fell for that I want you to know. Hook. Line. And sinker.

    Have a woof woof day. My best to your funny mom. 🙂

  2. O…M…D Kyla!!! That is horrible!!!!! For some twisted reason mom is finding it hysterical and can’t stop laughing xxx
    Wally & Sammy

  3. BOL Kyla! You had us for a minute. Thanks for making us laugh today!

    Braeden, Seth and puppy Riley

  4. BOL and you got us good and proper. Have marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

  5. You know how to bring joy and laughs to the boring Monday. You got me and mom.

  6. Kenzie’s description sounds just like my life except without the food and sex.

  7. Is Viagra free in heaven?
    Sweet William The Scot

  8. No, no…..we’re sure you couldn’t possible come back as a squirrel! That’s only for BAD dogs.

  9. Dat wuz funny!! Just don’t come back as a skwirrel on UCLA’s campus… dey wuz so slow Whitley caught 2 of ’em– on leash!! BOL!

  10. Godd One, but somehow we don’t see you coming back that way, we be thinking more like the president of Mexico! Barharhar A rescue President!
    Us Nuts

  11. BOL!!!! OMD, Ma was laughin’ and sayin’ she hopes she can be a wrabbit too!
    Whatevers, as long as it’s not a squirrel!!! That wouldn’t be heaven butts a whole other direction, if you know what I mean!
    Ruby ♥

  12. Bwahahaha!!! That was too good Kyla!!! True to form making us all laugh!!!
    Alyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy

  13. We totally bought it! Ha! We’re both blondes, you know. Kenzie looks heavenly in that picture. FYI- You know, the golf course bunnies here are living the good life.

  14. bawhahahaha… OMD! I had tears in my eyes till I came to the punchline… and now I have more tears in my eyes because I spilled hot coffee on my foot… butt I can’t stop laughing….

  15. Well after reading Stuarts Letter to you and now this, Mama doesn’t know whether she’s laughing or crying! You’re a true braveheart Kyla – and the best xxxxx

  16. For a second a felt like going to heaven. But then…all day…the hassle…good thing it wasn’t heaven.

  17. BOL! That was a good one! Happy Tuesday


    I CAN’T stop laughing.

    Oh boy. What a good one.

    That’s my Kyla!!!!!

    You make me laugh so hard that I pass gas.

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  20. I wanna be reincarnated as a rabbit.

    Aroo to you,

  21. Kyla you are way to funny! Came over from our friend Stuart’s. Bringing you Luvs and POTP! We are going to be part of your Posse now too.
    Marty and the Gang

  22. THANKS for the grin at the end of my day, and FINALLY a plausible explanation for why we have so many rabbits!! :-)!!

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  24. Just dropping by to say HIYA! Hope the day is a good one!
    Sweet William The Scot

  25. Hmmm… a squirrel’s life can be quite exciting… I’m sure it involves a lot of what Kenzie’s up to too…

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