Another day, another envelope and missive from Kyla. OK, let’s see this one.
I suppose all of you are wondering about my selection of Kismet. Blogville not only needs a bird blogger, but no pirate story is complete without a parrot. Let’s examine the options:
Kaci- She’s a sweetheart The problem is that she doesn’t have a mean bone in her body. We need a certain edge to this blog.
Kali- She is all play and no work. The blog would be ignored while Kali was outside trying to snatch moths out of the air with her mouth.
Kismet- That feisty bird certainly has an edge. She’s also industrious. I’ve given her my personal copy of “The Curmudgeon’s Handbook”. I’ve also been training her for the last three months for the job. It will be like “Kyla II”. Who better to parrot me than a parrot? Kismet has a bird-eye view from her crow’s nest (I’m on a roll here) and will chronicle your doings. Both of you will be able to ask to make a post and Kismet is supposed to let you do it occasionally. Kali, you’ll have to spare everyone by failing to post your boring hunting stories.
Kismet will start soon and I’ve even taught her how to AROOOO, although it took me a while to break her of the squawking habit.