Kismet is busy building a nest for spring mating season (good luck with that one, birdbrain) so while she wasn’t looking I had to tell you the injustice that happened today.
I had to go to the dogtor for my annual checkup so my peeps could make their annual contribution to the vet’s living large fund. Everything was great until Dr Cohen said that I could stand to lose a pound. Now just a second here, that’s less than half a kilo. I learned my lesson, before stepping on the mat to get weighed, next time I’m going to spit, piss and poo before getting on the scale. As Kyla said, “My peeps didn’t raise a stupid terrier”. Cut my rations-no way, you have another thing coming. Or my from perspective, going.
What!! The NERVE of that dogtor… I bet they could stand to lose more than a POUND!!!
He’s got me on that. He’s a long distance runner, that won’t work.
A pound?? Whut da woof?? whut vet evfun menshuns a measly pound???
That’s about 8% of my weight. It’s gonna be tough on me.
BOL BOL! Let it all out before gettin on da scale next time Kaci.
The one thing I won’t do is go to the groomer’s to lose fur weight.
Those DOGtors, they really are silly. Because whee are clever and whee never forget!
Just wait till whee go back to our vet after they told Buddy he could do with losing some weight . . .
Somebody’s in trouble…..
The cheek of them. Huh. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly
It was kind of inconsiderate of him-mentioning a lady’s weight.
Oh NOOOO! The dreaded “D” word…..diet…..that’s not good and certainly is NOT fun! Maybe the vet’s scales were WRONG!!!!!
Yeah, that’s it. Has the scale been certified by the Deptarment of Weights and Measures? I didn’t see the sticker.
That’s right……without PROOF of this alleged weight gain – their “case” holds no water (or treats)!
Totally know the feeling!
You have to see Jenny also?
No, silly! LOL! I am on a diet and they’ve taken my food!!!
Now everybuddy KNOWS that those Scales are made by SQUIRRELS… and they have them RIGGED to make us look bad… tell your peeps to forget about that LIE… and to keep the groceries coming your way… BUTT Spitting and Peeing and Pooping before getting ON the scale is a good idea…
Made by squirrels??? That explains everything.
Oh no, this is bad news indeed. You’re also not going to like this one bit.
Have a woof woof day and I laughed out loud at your birdbrain statement. 🙂
This is supposed to be “Love your Pet” day but it’s turned into “Starve your Pet” day.
oh boy… that’s not nice to say such things to a lady… no reason for a diet, to empty all storage container and tanks before you enter the scale is enough :o)
Not to mention all the loose change I carry around.
and you should remove the hard cash from your pockets before you jump on the scale (but count it before you place it somewhere, better safe than sorry) :o)
Oh my lord. Not again. That makes two of us. Again. I’ve just discovered the mini Milk Bones and can’t get enough of them. It’s the peeps’ fault. Just tell them that. You have nothing to do with it. So sorry.
I think that my only future connection with a Milk Bone will be in a dream.
oh dear,never mind I have been on a diet for what seems like forever,xx Speedy
I think I’m going to be forced into that one also.
Yes one must always take a dump before entering that door. For more than weight, because if they don’t have a fresh stool sample why they stick a thing up your bum and give it a twist and then pull it out of you. Give them that poo before they give it to you.
Now about Kismet being in a motherly way. Well whoop to do you are going to have an egg. Bawheheeeeee Congrats on that.
Sweet William The Scot
First she needs a man-good luck when you’re blue.
Kismet does not lay a non fertilized egg??????
Hey, a pound isn’t too bad……looks like the green beans may be coming on the scene again.
DO NOT TAKE AWAY MY GREEN BEANS. Kali and I get them every morning after breakfast.
holy crap. Not the DIET???!!! OMD!!! I am on that now!!! It’s torture!!!!!! I gained lots of weight from being on that prednisone (I was sneakin’ bully sticks without Ma realizing it for five days!!!! BOL!!!!! then she put a lid on my bully stash, and that fun was over…pfffft!!!) Anyhu, it shouldn’t be too hard for you to lose a pound…maybe Lite Margaritas for a while! ☺ Oh, maybe that’s me again…
I’m going to keep the ‘ritas and omit the pills. That ought to work. Oh yeah, I don’t take any pills. See, it’s working already.
Could Dr. Cohen stand to loss a few pounds? We think that you are perfect just the way that you look right now.
Won’t work. He runs marathons.
Crikey …… who the heck does that Vet bloke think he is?? What would he know anyway??????? You’re beautiful Kaci ….. you’re NOT fat!!!
I think I’ve lost a pound just trying to tell him that I’m slim.
Kaci, you’ll barely even miss that pound and probably won’t even miss the small amount of food to lose it either but in the long run, it will extend your overall health. 🙂
But what good is being alive if I can’t have food?
Tell your peeps to add a boiled egg to your ration 3x per week (without reducing the ration) and get you re-weighed in 2 weeks. You might be amazed 🙂
This works? More food, less me. I’m all in.
I sent your He Person an e-mail on this….
Cut your rations?!? They better not! And how dare that dogtor say you need to lose a pound!?! You look wonderful but I guess we all have to listen to the dogtor every now and again.
Kyla wouldn’t have stood for it, nosireee.
Kismet I want to know have you been down checking out my Cincinnati Reds. Have you done a fly over???
Sweet William The Scot
The games haven’t started yet. All I know is that a week from today (Tuesday) that the Arizona Diamondbacks have their first exhibition game against the college team Arizona State University, (which is a good college team) and then it’s on to spring training games. I’m not a big fan of the spring training home of the Reds and the Indians (Goodyear) because the park isn’t up to snuff. I do know for a fact that the experienced players would rather be in Arizona than in Florida (where the other half of the teams do Spring Training). My typist is up on those things. A little known fact is that (oh, forgive me Stu) is that Stuart’s home team is the Richmond Flying SQUIRRELS! That’s not saying that Stuart likes them, but they have graduates that play for the San Francisco Giants who have won three championships out of the last five years. BTW, he’s had dealings with Joe Morgan and thinks he’s wonderful.
Yep he was part of the Reds when they were called The Big Red Machine. Morgan, Rose, Bench, Perez, and Concepcion, led the Reds to consecutive championships in the World Series. Won’t be long to Opening Day Parade in Cincy. He was not with the Oakland Athletics when the earthquake hit if I remember correctly. Some day Lee will tell you about Johnny Bench.
Some day He will tell you about Marge Schott.
Now don’t be picking on a women owner of a team.
I loved Schotzie!
For all of her controversy she did a lot of charitable work in Cincinnati the Cincinnati Zoo and University of Cincinnati two that are near and dear to our hearts.
Were you one of the Bologna Tray sports coverage media that Marge Schott fed??
I sent you an email.
Pointing out a lady’s weight problem is NOT chivalrous.
The V-E-T told us something similar once before. Mr. K was not happy about it at all. Stand your ground, Kaci – everyone loves you just the way you are! Much love, The Scottie Mom.