While we’re waiting to see if any more eggs are coming, look at this short video taken of our house. This is a dumb bird although I may be just as dumb because even I don’t know if there’s another egg coming.
That is one dumb woodpecker. He’s doing his thing on a metal chimney that the propane gas fireplace releases gases. He’s done this off and on for years and the sound coming out of the fireplace is a lot louder because of an echo chamber effect. He isn’t going to score any insects for food that are in the metal so the peeps speculate that he’s trying to attract a mate. Just a second here, what about me????? I’m available and a proven egg layer. Now, that metalpecker is really dumb because he doesn’t want lovely me.
Yes, I am desperate.
kylascott 
I have that Woody Woodpeckers mate. Why the one at my house uses our flashing, siding, garbage can lid. Yep my Woody Woodpecker is addicted to metal also.
Sweet William The Scot
Is he attached? Is he eligible?
No he is single all alone in the world but I think his love is metal to Rat a tat tat Rat a tat tat tat on. He wakes us up at the crack of dawn, it is my job to run outside barking to chase him away. I will tell him to head west young woody head west.
SWTS
maybe he becomes famous once as a member of the blue man group? and he didn’t want you? the loveliest parrot ever? … yes, it must be a dumb bird… :o(
I’m the blue bird group all by myself. He must be dumb, but I’m desperate.
OMWP WHAt was that CRAZY guy thinkin??? Maybe he is trying to become Famous like Ringo STARling….
He used to be a member of the Dave Clark six before he got the boot from that band and was never replaced.
I agree if he doesn’t want you then something is very wrong with him besides being dumb.
Have a terrific day. My best to your peeps. 🙂
He probably has a beak that looks like an accordion by now.
Were you on a trampoline while taking that video?
I tried to get close and my only way to do that is to fly so there’s a lot of wing flapping.
Kismet, you blog made me as today. I think you should hold our for Mr Right. You are far too smart and articulate for this dumb metal pounder. Mama and I really dislike Woodpeckers anyway ’cause they peck holes in our house.
I should send that video to a Morse Code expert. There may be an important message in those taps.
If he keeps at it, I think he may need some advil for his headache.
Advil may be weak for that problem.
I was thinking the same thing about the Morse code……….maybe he’s asking you for a date??? It certainly should be investigated!
Hugs, Sammy
I sent the video to an expert. So far, all I have from the expert is a bill.
He wouldnt score any points at this house!!
Wags
Oreo
That’s it-maybe he’s trying to slam dunk.
He sounds like a mini jackhammer.
Aroo to you,
Sully
Rather, a major jackass but I’d take him anyway-I’m desperate.
Must be a build up of gas that’s made him so crazy!
He certainly isn’t love starved.
We had a red ringed neck pecker, pecking on our house. It was ANNOYING. It made a huge dent in a lot of the palm trees in the area. They eventually died from the assault.Lots of luck in getting rid of it.
I’m an Indian Ringneck Parrot and would love to meet the Indian Ringneck pecker.
What a nut… The woodpecker I mean…. yeah.
If he’s got nuts, I’ll take him.
Hummmm…think the paint chips might be good?
The Mad Scots
NO, they’re not organic and GMO free.
I think ya is gettin desperate Kismet.
I’ve admitted that. Somebody do something.
Holy burdie crap! What is goin’ on there in AZ?! Burdies all tryin’ to gets their groove on, and just missin’ the mark….I thinks he knows that there is a sexy blue feathered friend in theres and he is tryin’ to make sweet sweet music….okays, Marvin Gaye he is not! BOL
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Maybe he is Gaye.
You need to ask the Peeps to play matchmaker Kismet! Surely they can see how important this is to you!?
Wally & Sammy
Then I’ll have to tell them about the birds and the bees. Their innocence will be lost.
You wouldn’t want that dumb bird around anyway precious parrot.
Don’t take it personal K-bird, besides you can do far better. Pecking on metal can be the proverbial trolling for a mate but more than likely it’s a signal establishing territory. Woodpeckers are notoriously territorial. Happy weekend.
Kismet can’t be desperate – -! Hahaha~