Kismet is so concerned about finding a man that she has neglected to name her eggs!
Therefore, all of you will have to give the eggs names. Believe Kali and me, the prize for the best name is well worth it.
Here are the rules:
1) This contest is open to all residents of Blogville 21 days old or more as of July 21, 2015.
2) This contest is open to any species, except squirrels. That’s a given, squirrels are losers.
3) The prize will be sent fully paid for, postage paid. If your gov’t imposes some duty or tax, that’s your responsiblity to pay. Then vote the buzzards out at the next election for doing that. The prize is for the basic version. If you want the super-duper custom version, the extra money is up to you. The prize is most suitable for a peep who is a dog and/or cat lover. If a guinea pig, rabbit or bird (you get the idea) should win, the prize is transferrable-certainly an animal lover knows of someone who is a dog and/or cat lover whom the winner would like to hono(u)r.
4) The contest is open NOW. It will be open for entries until June 10. Don’t worry about the time zones-as long as it is June 10 somewhere in the world, you’re in time.
5) One entry per blog and household (ie. Kali and I can’t send in 2 entries). There is no cost to enter.
6) Kali and I and the judge can’t enter.Don’t worry about Kismet entering-she had her chance.
7) A very respected and unidentified member of Blogville has agreed be the judge. The judge will not reveal his/her identitiy until the contest is over. At that time, the judge may disclose his/her identity or prefer to keep it confidential-judge’s choice. The decision of the judge is final. To help with the impartiality of the judge, the judge will only see the entered names. The judge will not see who submitted any name until the announcement of the final decision has been made. In case of duplicate entries for the winner, the earliest received gets the prize. I will try my best to inform duplicate entrants that they cannot win because the same name was already entered and to try again, but I can’t guarrantee 100% accuracy. Kali is no help and I’m a dog also.
8) To enter, submit an email to kismetparrot at yahoo dot com. If you have questions, you can use that email address.
Include:
-Your name
-Your blog but if you don’t have a blog, please include a link to a comment you’ve made on a blog that was made before June 1.
-An alternate email address if you don’t wish to use the one that sent the entry
-Don’t forget the names for the eggs-there are 2 of them. You give each one a name.
9) I, personally, will make every effort to insure everyone’s privacy. The winner will, of necessity, need to divulge a snail mail address and other preferences necessary for the proper prize.
10) In any dispute, the decision of the judge is final. TWAAAAP.
kylascott 
OKAY butt just so everybuddy KNOWS…. this judge is NOT the Blogville Court of Common Fleas Judge (that would be ME…. F. Furter) so don’t be sending/wasting your time and money sending ME any bribes… You can TELL that it is NOT me beclaws my GAVEL goes THWAPPPPPPP not TWAPPP…. THAT kind of gavel is fur contests and stuffs…
WE will be sending OUR names to you…. right after we chews them… which MAY take a while beclaws we have already had 87 arguments over them… Just sayin….
Oh no. You’re not the judge for this. I don’t care if you let contestants think you are and keep your bribes-that won’t help them at all.
Is the prize an omelette?
No, NO, NOOOOOO. Over my kids’ dead bodies, no omelettes. Much, much better than that,
Okay, I’ve put my names in. That was fun and I can’t wait to see all the names folks come up with.
Have a fabulous day. 🙂
We’ll wait until Judge judges them.
We’ll wait until Judge judges them.
Wow, this is a great idea! I’m in and I’ll email as soon as I whisper my names to Mom. BOL Can’t wait to see the full list. Thanks for the fun event and I’ll add this to the Blogville Community Calendar.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, R.A.P. Host
Thanks-we’re getting entries already.
Thinking caps on.
I hope that it’s one with a light bulb that goes on.
How fun! Congratulations on your eggs Kismet!
I should have gone to Planned Parrothood.
OMD! LOLOLOL
I need to have a think, but will definitely enter!
You’ll do fine once you put your big brain on the case.
Yep I read those same rules over at Publishers Clearing House when they said a winner was in my hood and they had notified the local radio station WKRP. I never saw a winner!
TY4BAF
Sweet William The Scot
Then you didn’t look in the mirror.
I’m surprised that the rules were not in itsy bitsy tiny letters. I think that my head exploded from all of it. I will send in an entry when my brain cells reconnect.
If you reconnect those cells, you can’t be silly enough to win!
Hmmm… We’ll have to think about this…
I don’t know whether that’s a good or bad sign.
ooooooo, fun prizes??!! Margaritas purrhaps??? Count me in!!! Lets me thinks on it….
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Nope, nothing comestible.
Ok, I entered.
Got it.
Woohoo I’m in, let the games begin!
Aroo to you,
Sully
Shoot your effort into here.
Those have got to be the best spelled out rules for a Blogville competition EVER!! You can expect our entry shortly.
Wally & Sammy
And no squirrels allowed!!!!
Oh boy…….egg-naming…..CAN DO! Sending in my suggestions TODAY. Thanks for making things purrrfectly clear in the “rules” department!
Hugs, Sammy
It’s Kismet’s teaser!
done… sadly my mom was too egg-sited and forgot to enter my blog and the subject…. I will replace her… maybe with one of Kismets offsprings?
Make certain that she spells it correctly. It is E-a-s-y. Better yet, cut and paste it for her.
How I love a contest!
And you;re good at them.
OMD I LOVE IT! Can I eat the eggs after I name them?
SQUAWWWWK! NO.
We emailed our names to u earlier today. Hope u got them.
Yup, I got it. It will be going before “da judge” in a week with the rest.
Ok Jette is officially on board! Thanks!
Welcome!
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What a fun idea! Let me get Heather and Mr. K to come up with some names…Much love, The Scottie Mom.
HOW could I have missed ALL this ACTION??? In my defence I was sick and then Mr P went to the A&E. lol 😛