Times are tough and everyone is looking for cash. Today a job seeker came up to my peep and said I really need a job and I’ll work for cheap”.
The peep said “I may have an opening-my parrot is disappointing me by laying eggs that won’t hatch”. “Can you sit on my shoulder like a parrot?” Sure.
Can you say “SQUAAAAAWK”?”
“pffft” was the best she could do. That was it-my job is safe.