Times are tough and everyone is looking for cash. Today a job seeker came up to my peep and said I really need a job and I’ll work for cheap”.
The peep said “I may have an opening-my parrot is disappointing me by laying eggs that won’t hatch”. “Can you sit on my shoulder like a parrot?” Sure.
Can you say “SQUAAAAAWK”?”
“pffft” was the best she could do. That was it-my job is safe.
kylascott 
omg that terrified me! lol
Not to worry. They’re harmless unless you’re a bug. We love ’em.
Guess you’re lucky it didn’t squawk.
Saved. If I didn’t have this gig, how would I get my bird seed?
Oh my disgusting! You are some brave peeps!
Alyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy
Better a big tarantula than a smaller brown recluse spider.
Omg. Uh noooo. That is scary! LOL
If you respect them, they respect you. The worse you can get is a non-poisonous bite.
We know they’re harmless…..but, they still look scary and BIG.
Big, they are. Scary, they aren’t is you’ve been around them.
omd omd where is the sal volatile…. my mom swooned as she saw that parrot-stand in…. she always wanted a parrot for her shoulder but this one would be her dead :o)
They work for much less. They make less noise. What am I saying? If I keep it up I will run myself out of a job.
EEEEEKS!!!!
Hugs, Sammy
They aren’t brilliant conversationalits, however.
What????? You are trying to earn your Keep, by supplying your peeps with FRESH EGGS… and they are complaining??? See this is just another example of how CRAZY Peeps are. You couldn’t be replaced by that spider. They were just trying to Fluff your Feathers.. Don’t worry.
The spider approached the peeps. I am miffed that the peeps even considered it. They’d get laughed out of the Caribbean on our next pirate adventure. Maybe the tarantula could work for you. No bailiff needed if you want to clear the courtroom-just let the tarantula loose.
I thought that was cool…your keeping your job, and your Peep being kind. Al creatures great and small, Mama sez. My late PawPaw got bitten by a brown recluse…he got very ill & had a terrible scar. Scary are those brown recluse.
Amen. These guys are easy to get along with.
Shiver me timbers! That hairy spider needs a makeover. The smaller the spider is, the larger its brain is in proportion to its size ~ Kismet don’t worry that is one stupid spider.
Sweet William The Scot
The spider said that panhandling on the street corner didn’t work-didn’t collect a cent. At least the spider had the sense to look for another line of work.
I’ll pass on that. Oh yes I will.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
She could have had a temporary job acting as herself at the end of October. The peep gave her his card.
Don’t let the bum stay! My brother Max and I fight for attention as it is. You have enough competition in your house. By the way your daddy is very brave!
That’s exactly why she didn’t get the job. My peeps stuck up for me. I guess they’re accustomed to my SQUAAAAAWK.
Nope. No. Uh-uh. You have got to be kidding me!!
Nope, it actually happened.
A good pirate parrot has a patch on its eye. But what to do when you have eight eyes? No, not good substitute for the BlogBIrd.
You’d have to get seven eye patches custom made. The expense wouldn’t be chicken feed-I mean parrot feed.
REALLY???!!!!!! OMD, you just FREAKED MA OUT!!!!! YOU GOTS TO WARN HER ABOUTS THINGS LIKE THIS!!!!! i THINKS SHE’S GONNA NEED 87 MARGARITAS TO GET OVER THE FRIGHT!!!!
YES I KNOW I’M ‘YELLING’, BUTTS MA IS YELLING, AND IT’S CONTAGIOUS!!!
HOLY CRAP!!!!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
pees: she says she doesn’t CARE if they don’t bother humans if they leave them alone!!!! Good Lord!!! YUCK! yuck! ewwwwwwwww! where are those margaritas….
The best excuse I know to have a ‘rita.
That is scary looking!! We are far enough away from you to respect it.
We respect it also. Notice it didn’t try to hurt anyone-it did try to steal my job. Tarantulas get a bad rap.
Gulp. We are scared.
Nah, it’s OK. It’s the rattlesnakes that will get you but only if you bother them.
YIKES !!!!!! Pack your bags and MOVE.
Cheers,
Ranger’s Mom
The tarantula is fine, we love them because they take care of bugs. The smaller brown recluse spiders are the one to fear.
is he warm and fuzzy? Looks like he has the fuzzy part down
Everything is warm here in July so it’s got that also.
OH MY DAWGNESS!
You’re shocked?
OH!! I cant believe he let him in!!!
Wags
Oreo
Let him in?? He almost hired the thing.
EEK! While I do like tarantulas, I only like them if they’re in a terrarium, not on my body and from a distance!!! I say ruffled feathers are definitely in order on this one. 😉
What ruffled my feathers is that it would replace me. I’d be cageless and unemployed.
You forgot no eggs to hatch-the whole thing is just flat wrong. 😉
I think I would be hopping around if that was on me.