My peep had a birthday today and some dogs knew exactly what he needed. The doxies in Oregon, Bandit and Digger


sent a huge metal yard art piece! It is you know who.


Kaci and Kali also gave him something. For those who are new to this blog, Kyla loved her Scottiemobile.




Customized floor mats!



What’s that, Stuart? You want to know what I gave him? Guano, of course.

About Kismet

I'm a 16 year old Indian Ringneck parrot curmudgeon in New River, Arizona in the wild west country. If you're a sunflower seed, you're dinner.

45 comments on “Perfect

  1. How fun. I love all the customized things. That rocks.

    Have a woof woof day. My best to your mom. 🙂

    • My mom can’t drive the Scottiemobile-it’s a stick shift.

      • Driver-operated clutch and a movable gear stick ~ clutch that Scottie Mobile and put that stick into any of the six forward gears who cares which one hit the accelerator and fly! Lee learned on a stick and she had to take off without moving one piece of gravel in the driveway.

        • Fly, I can do. He wouldn’t let even the kids take one of his cars until they could prove that they could start from a complete stop on a 35% grade going uphill without using the parking brake. Those Oregon doxies can confirm that.

  2. It’s your birthday
    So let’s party and have some fun, yeah
    (It’s your birthday)
    We’ll dance til the morning comes, yeah
    (Happy birthday)
    Glad I remember this morning.
    Arizona Drivers License are good to age 65 however, you need to visit every 12 years to update your photo and take a vision exam so you probably do look 35 on your drivers license.
    Sweet William The Scot

  3. Happy Birthday to YOUUUUUUUUUU and a huge wet smacker.. Still got my Kyla plate on the wall xxoxxxxx

  4. Guano is a great gift…….so useful and sometimes quite colorful!

    Hugs, Sammy

  5. Guano? Is that what bird poop is called? I thought guano was bat poop. Did you know mascara used to be made out of that stuff?
    Oh, and happy birthday to your dad, with wishes for a guano free head.

  6. Guano, the most welcome gift in any dogs life 😉

  7. Happy Birthday to your Peep! What pawesome prezzies!!! DakotasDen

  8. It is a shame that the mats go under dirty feet. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! We hope that you have a wonderful day and a spectacular year.

    • I don’t think Kyla would have minded. Dirt wasn’t edible, so it wasn’t in her sphere of interest. It was HER car and she didn’t insist on clean feet or paws.

  9. OMD, what FABulous pressies!!!! Happy Happy Happy Burthday to your Moms!!!! I hopes she gets lots of cake and IScream and margaritas!!!!
    Nows, YOUR pressie was quite special…I hopes she appreciated it! ☺
    Ruby ♥

  10. Happy Birfday to yer peep!!! What a great haul of presents, butt where’s a picture of yer present, Kismet ???😃😃

  11. Kismet, you truly understand the fine art of expressing yourself. BOL

    Aroo to you,

  12. Happy Birthday to your peep,such nice prezzies,xx Speedy

  13. Guano! Bwahaahaahaa! We love your new Kyla statue. It is perfect.

  14. Happy Birthday!!!!!!! That are super great gifts, I’m so glad you still have Kyla’s car, it’s great to see it with her on the drivers seat :o) btw: guano is a fabulous gift idea, it’s on my list for christmas :o)

  15. OH! What a hoot! Guano you say? Sweet. And that Sweet Kyla is loving her new souped up ride. NICE gifts. Whoa. Gotta look at those pictures of them again. Floor mats, yard art….what’s next? GUANO SCULPTURE!

  16. Happy Belated Birthday to your Peep! The Kyla Mobile will definitely be styling now! Love the metal Kyla too!

  17. HaPpY bIrThDaY Peep!!! We hope you had a SUPER day!!

    Wow, how fancy are those custom made car mats – mom says she wouldn’t be able to use them, out of fear of getting them dirty. And as for the new garden artwork – just arooooooooootiful!!

    Wally & Sammy

  18. Wow!! Customised floormats!! Thats very nice of them for the metal… looks good.

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