Yesterday, the peeps left the three of us alone while They went out to dinner at a friend’s house. When They returned home (get this, without a doggie bag, what’s with that?), They had all kinds of strange smells on Them. It took Kali and me all night to decipher what happened. This must have been better than a dinner with the Keystone Kops.
From what we can tell, one of the other Kops in attendance had a dog, an 8 year old Schnauzer named Satchel after the baseball pitcher Satchel Paige who said a lot of funny things. Apparently, Satchel got along great with the peeps, his smell was all over Them.
Everything was great, but don’t forget OUR peeps were involved. Unexpectedly there was a loud SCREEETCH-the smoke alarm went off. It’s a good thing that Kali wasn’t there and I hate those things. It turned Satchel into a lump of quivering Jell-O and I don’t blame Satchel. It took a while after the noise stopped to get Satchel back to normal.
When They cook at home, Kismet flies and disables all the smoke alarms but rearms them after dinner. My peeps won’t dress up and you can’t take them anywhere without incident. Kismet, Kali and I only keep them around for the comedy show.