Please update your rosters

Baseball spring training is less than a month away here in Arizona. For you fantasy baseball players out there, please change the pitcher formerly named “Lefty” to “The Big Right Hander”.


About Kismet

I'm a 16 year old Indian Ringneck parrot curmudgeon in New River, Arizona in the wild west country. If you're a sunflower seed, you're dinner.

30 comments on “Please update your rosters

  1. Awww, look at you two. I linked this post to Awww Mondays.

    Have a woof woof day. My best to your wonderful mom. ♥♥♥

  2. oh how nice… you gave him “fingers” that way… cool, now it can open food bags :o)

  3. OMD OMD OMD….. Spring Training… SOON…. CAN’t WAIT for BASEBALL TIME. We had to SWITCH HIT from the Cleveland Indians to the PitchBurger PIRATES when we moved here… to Pencil Vane E Ah…

    Do you suppose Big Right Hander… would consider playing fur the Pirates???
    IF he makes it off the Dismembered List in time, that is.

    • He still has the stock certificate for the Cleveland Indians Baseball Co. Inc. from the 90’s. It was a publicly traded NASDAQ stock under the symbol CLEVE. It went back to being private but you could save the certificate with the picture of Jacobs Field. He’ll scan it in and send you a picture for some bird seed. Well, OK, you can eliminate the bird seed (darn it).

  4. Well where does Lefty fit in with the early Head-to-Head mock draft for 2016. I need to know that
    Sugar Billy

  5. OMD what is that big wonderful orange thing and does it squeak?

    Aroo to you,

  6. Do those two krazy terriers realise they are sitting/sanding on a camouflaged grooming table …….? Anyway, Baseball? Shouldn’t that be ‘Rounders’

  7. Baseball? Sheez…I’m not even through football or hockey yet!

  8. Catch many fly balls, Kismet ? Just jokes pal.

  9. OMD! Was it an industrial accident?!!

  10. He’ll be on the disabled list to start the season for sure.

  11. BOL BOL! Looks like da Disabled List for shures.

  12. Poor Baby! Do they make artificial arms for disabled pitchers?

  13. Is this right hander made of that firehose material that’s supposed to be indestructible? They’ve made short work of it. Swing batter, swing!

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