When the Mayan calendar was ending a few years ago and the apocalypse was imminent, one savior protected us all
Kyla said “to hell with my hair-do” and she put on a tinfoil hat. The world is still here. Unfortunately, Kyla isn’t with us-she forgot to keep wearing the hat. But there’s a new menace coming:
It is a heavenly body scheduled to crash into earth in October. Don’t believe me? It’s on the internet so it must be true
I asked for Kismet’s help and she said that nobody messes with her head (although she feels free to mess with everyone else’s head). I asked Kaci but all I got was “my HAIR, my HAIR“. This leaves it up to me. I’m going to design my “save the world” tinfoil hat soon. I can’t do it on an empty stomach.