Polly want a cracker?


Hey Kismet, stop that incessant SQUAAAAAAAWKing.

Why, Kali?

You know I just had my teeth cleaned and had four pulled and I’m in pain.

Kali, you’re just trying to be a bird with no teeth. Here, I’ll give you lessons. “Polly want a cracker”.

Kismet, why do you bring that up?  You need bird dentures.

Oh, c’mon, Kali. What’s going to hold them in?

Kismet, you must be kidding. There’s a product for that.




About Kali

I'm a rescue Scottish Terrier mix in New River, Arizona

23 comments on “Polly want a cracker?

  1. Bwahahahahahahahahaha. I should have seen that coming, but I didn’t.

    Have a fabulous day. ♥

  2. Hehehe
    Hope you mouth isn’t too sore Kali, losing teefs is not a funs thingy
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  3. I’m sorry, Kali. That sounds painful. Good job taking care of things before it’s too late. And you, Kismet, sound like you are feeling the mating season blues. It’s in full swing at my house and the squawking is over the top!

  4. Poli grip a cracker? Ha, ha. Hope your mouth feels better soon, Kali, and in the meantime get some yummy soft food.

  5. Ouch on the tooth pulling Kali. You know if Kismet’s squaaaawwwwwking gets to you, you could always slip her some super glue instead of Poligrip. OOPS.

    Hugs, Teddy

  6. There is another cure dental implants. $4,900 a tooth. When Lee got kicked in the face last year teeth got damaged. I don’t think you want to know the procedure.
    Sweet William The Scot

  7. You know what I like about your jokes Kismet?

  8. glad your sense of humor hasn’t changed.

  9. Oh Kali, sorry abouts the toothers! I hopes you gets lots of soft treats….likes cheesyburgers! BOL! Kismet……SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!
    Ruby ♥

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