Hey Kismet, stop that incessant SQUAAAAAAAWKing.
You know I just had my teeth cleaned and had four pulled and I’m in pain.
Kali, you’re just trying to be a bird with no teeth. Here, I’ll give you lessons. “Polly want a cracker”.
Kismet, why do you bring that up? You need bird dentures.
Oh, c’mon, Kali. What’s going to hold them in?
Kismet, you must be kidding. There’s a product for that.
We birds get blamed for a lot. Here’s a local example. We have a lot of oranges on our bush. They’ve been orange for a month. We’re talking about a couple of hundred of them.
The peeps went out to pick some for themselves. We birds got there first.
The peeps blame woodpeckers who are just trying to make a living. Nice try, peeps. Next time harvest in February. We birds have a saying,
“The early peep gets the fruit’.
You know how I’ve been starved for affection and lay unfertilized eggs. My hunt for a mate is over-he got down on his knees and begged me to be his valentine!
I know I’m a parrot and supposed to repeat things but I have my intelligence and I won’t repeat stupidity. The peeps were talking about a “Super Moon” and I assumed that they were talking about my tail or Kali’s butt.
Nope, they were talking about something no-so-cute
Kaci and Kali got Frosty Paws to celebrate 2018.
They got Frosty Paws. What did I get? Not even a frozen sunflower seed. I did get an answer to my complaint.
“Cool it, Kistmet”.
We got to open presents-finally. Here’s our haul.
All of us got something from Sweet William the Scot
It’s a wine stopper. I’ll be 10 in April so I can’t use it for a few years but I certainly can look at it. Thank you, Sugar Billy. Kali thinks it looks like her.
But what about moi. I hate to put this up because somebody might come an rob us and take it for himself. It’s a day’s supply of sunflower seeds!!!! Don’t be jealous.
A Merry Christmas to everyone-even if you don’t celebrate it. Then, at least embrace the “Peace on Earth” and “Good will” parts.