When the Mayan calendar was ending a few years ago and the apocalypse was imminent, one savior protected us all
Kyla said “to hell with my hair-do” and she put on a tinfoil hat. The world is still here. Unfortunately, Kyla isn’t with us-she forgot to keep wearing the hat. But there’s a new menace coming:
It is a heavenly body scheduled to crash into earth in October. Don’t believe me? It’s on the internet so it must be true
I asked for Kismet’s help and she said that nobody messes with her head (although she feels free to mess with everyone else’s head). I asked Kaci but all I got was “my HAIR, my HAIR“. This leaves it up to me. I’m going to design my “save the world” tinfoil hat soon. I can’t do it on an empty stomach.
Why else would she wear one of my underfeathers on her nose? She has a fetish.
Many of you have seen our Christmas card already but I’m certain that some have not. I don’t have everyone’s email address. It’s been modified a bit for those who saw it before. Some who received it asked about the Arizona Christmas “trees”. The one with the hats had peep help with the hats. The other was the way it was in nature. The red things are mature seed pods. It still has a couple, but the picture was taken in mid-October which is high season for the red pods.
Happy Holiday Season
And me with my Santa Claws beard. Love, Kismet
Arizona Holiday Trees
Everyone else is showing off their holiday decorating skills. Here’s ours
Yup the house is getting painted and the windows are covered with plastic. “Not in the Christmas spirit”, you say, Sweet William? When the peeps get the bill, they’ll be seeing RED and paying a lot of GREEN.
The peeps got my attention. “Kaci, let’s play Pokémon”!
Play? Did someone mention play? I’m into that and it got my attention.
We hop in the Scottiemobile and head out. We stop and enter through a door.
Uh Oh! This looks suspiciously like the vet’s office.
Up on a table-Oh nooooooo
Then I realized that it wasn’t Pokémon but the dreaded Pokey Man.
Big time fraud and false advertising.
As Kismet would say, “SQUAAAAAAAAAWK!”.
It was like this all day. If I had ears, they’d be hurting.