It’s that time of year again and I laid my first egg. I usually lay 3 in the spring.
The egg will never hatch because it isn’t fertilized. You gotta spring me outta this cage so I can meet a male. Mother’s Day is coming up so help a mom in need. I promise that I’ll be as good a mother as Joan “Mommy Dearest” Crawford.
kylascott 
Oh Kissie, wondering if you really know what kind of a mother that Joan Crawford – on and off screen- really was?
I wasn’t hatched yet so I don’t know. Her daughter, Christina, had a lot to say about her.
Mommy Dearest? Yikes, that’s one bad mother.
Have a birdtastic day, Kismet. My best to your wonderful mom. 🙂
I won’t have any kids so they can’t write my biography, “Kismet Dearest”.
you hussy! Welcome to my world lol
I’m sure the peeps “fixed” it so you can’t have kids either.
Kismet Dearest, we’ll have to get that Cocky’s number for you!
I think it’s too late for this year, I may have to wait for next April.
Try a little Tinder-ness to find the perfect man-bird!
SQUAAAWK, I gotta get outta this place.
Kids they only fly the coop anyway and if they don’t you are stuck with them for the rest of your life ~ be free as a bird Kismet ~ oh you are a bird forgot for a moment.
Sugar Billy
You might be right. All my mom and dad did was complain about the kids. Then they said they wished they never had any. They wanted me to know because they looked me right in the eye when they said it.
You could always sell them to the Easter Bunny for next year. You could make some serious cash on the black market. Phoney on the whole mating thing. Too much trouble!
SQUAAAAAWK??!!!!
Oh gurl, we do needs to gets you hooked up! I don’t knows any single male burdies….I would suggest my Budgies, butts they REALLY likes each other, so I’m pretty sure that’s out ☺. have you tried Tinder???? I heard that Male Rhino is on there!!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
I wouldn’t want to split up the Budgies. It sounds like you have experience in these things. Instead of me trying to break out of the cage, we can fool them by sneaking a male into it?
I only know a rooster… but I don’t think he is the perfect match for a hatch, right?
I’m desperate.
OMB that came around quick…..may be I can spring you through the magic closet?xx Speedy
And down the rabbit hole?
oh yes and I’m sure I can find some bird seed to go with the fine selection of drinkies I have in my Pub,xx Speedy
Gosh Kismet…….wish I could help out but the only bird that hangs out in my yard is a hawk and something tells me that kind of “mate” would be tough to handle!!
Hugs, Teddy
We female birds can be very dominant. Ever hear of “henpecked”?
Word to the wise, males and kidlets, could both be classified as over-rated. 😉
I need to teach how to properly SQUAAAAAAAWK. The dogs are slow learners.
It might help to set the bar higher.
You have a bar? I’ll be right over.
Yeah, well, OK…over easy please.
SQUAAAAAAWK!
Glad to see that things are all on track with you Kismet. We know of an African Grey parrot who is looking for a companion…you interested? We’re just warning you, his name is Grumpy.
Wally & Sammy
As I said above to Teddy (onespoiledcat):
“We female birds can be very dominant. Ever hear of “henpecked”?”
No more eggs Kismet? Guess we are not getting an omelet this year!
Sugar Billy
Nope-1 seems to be it.
I googled handsome bird, and this is the first picture I saw 😉 – https://goo.gl/images/xIbfRm
I’m desperate-I’ll take him.