Truth in Advertising

Remember this series of commercials? It wasn’t lying. They didn’t call it the quickest picker upper. That title goes to Kaci and Kali. Most of the time you don’t have to do anything with the quickest picker upper puppers around. Many times the food didn’t reach the floor.

You deadbeats

It’s 2021 already and you two haven’t paid me yet to be your friend this year. SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK Remember, I don’t accept cash or credit cards. Sunflower seeds only.

I won Christmas!

Kali thought that she aced Christmas because she got a new retractable leash. NO WAY, I won. i really won because I got sunflower seeds and she got a restraint on her freedom. That’s what Kali got. You can’t eat that. She got a restraint on her freedom and I got SUNFLOWER SEEDS.

What the SQUAAAAAAAWK? Some peeps????


About 18 years ago the peeps planted a cute little cactus behind the pool. They made sure it was fertilized when it was hungry and watered it when it was thirsty. It grew and is now giving the peeps the bird and I ought to know about birds. That’s gratitude for you.  

Happy Birthday? Kali

Peep here. In January 2014, we got the news that Kyla had melanoma wouldn;t last out the year, We looked for another rescue Scottie, but there weren’t any. On the way home, we stopped at a PetSmart that was in walking distance from PetSmart corporate HQ to see if they had any. We were shown […]

Music Monday

This one is personal since my peep went to school with the artist. At about the 1:10 mark you can see the railroad tracks and train station in the home town.

I thought we had freedom of speech.

I  thought to myself, “Why shouldn’t everyone have access to my brilliance?” I wrote the government “I want to apply for a radio station licence for radio Kismet”. I received  a reply that while Kismet starts with a “K” and I  you live in the Western US where “K” is valid, “Kismet” is over the […]

We don’t have any dumb bunnies

There was a lot of barking going on this afternoon. I couldn’t take it so I ordered the peep to see what was the matter. A bunny found a cool spot and stayed there for three hours.  OK, it was 106F 41C so I can’t blame him or her for finding a cool spot. Did […]

Happy Birthday, Kyla

You would have turned 18 today if the big “C” didn’t get to you almost 6 years ago.  You are still the only non-peep  to know everyone that ever lived in this house. You are the biggest foodie ever and this picture has you wearing your Food Critics award. We hope that you’ve left enough […]