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Happy Birthday to me!

It was 10 years ago today that I broke out of my shell. There are rumors about berries for dinner. I never get a cake. SQUAAAAAAWK? I’m not as old as it sounds. There are no gray feathers (yet). In peep years, I”m only seven.

Merry Chirstmas

A very merry Christmas to all my blogging friends April FOOL  

Only you can promote forest fires!

Smokey Bear is deaded.

Polly want a cracker?

SQUAAAAAAAWK! Hey Kismet, stop that incessant SQUAAAAAAAWKing. Why, Kali? You know I just had my teeth cleaned and had four pulled and I’m in pain. Kali, you’re just trying to be a bird with no teeth. Here, I’ll give you lessons. “Polly want a cracker”. Kismet, why do you bring that up?  You need bird […]

Wise up, peeps

We birds get blamed for a lot. Here’s a local example. We have a lot of oranges on our bush. They’ve been orange for a month.  We’re talking about a couple of hundred of them. The peeps went out to pick some for themselves. We birds got there first. The peeps blame woodpeckers who are […]

It’s a happy Valentine’s Day!

You know how I’ve been starved for affection and lay unfertilized eggs. My hunt for a mate is over-he got down on his knees and begged me to be his valentine!

How much are those doggies in the window?