You know how I’ve been starved for affection and lay unfertilized eggs. My hunt for a mate is over-he got down on his knees and begged me to be his valentine!
About Kismet
You know how I’ve been starved for affection and lay unfertilized eggs. My hunt for a mate is over-he got down on his knees and begged me to be his valentine!
kylascott 
Umm, Kismet…I think your friend needs to take some vitamins. His feathered coat seems a bit flat. Yikes…
P.S. Happy Valentine’s Day❣️
I wasn’t picky. I took the only offer I got
Never just ‘settle.’ 💖
Well, I do hope this is a ‘And they all lived Happily Ever After’ story
Happy Valentines Day
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
I was just stung by his brilliance!
oh my I can’t wait to see the result…. and if you need help with hatching eggs you can ask the mama, she once tried to raise a chicken in her grampys bed ;O))) Happy Valentines Day to you!!!
Nothing says “I love you” like poop between the sheets.
Loving is not just looking at each other, it’s looking in the same direction.
Good thing for you two!
Happy Valentine’s Day!
You just broke Spikey’s heart.
Sweet William The Scot
Spikey doesn’t have the same stinging humor.
Yep you are right just like I was told this week Wills was a poor representation on a Scot.
SWTS
You have a wicked sense of humor. You really do.
Have a fabulous day and happy Valentines day to you. ♥
Moi???
Happy V.D. to you (Valentine’s Day).
Hehehe interesting friend you have there Kismet.Still hope you don’t mind if I send you a bunny smooch too,xxxxxxxx smooch xxxxxxx Speedy
Don’t make him jealous. You’ll be sorry!
hehehe only if he can catch me…..smooch,xx Speedy
And just think after you are done mating you can eat him.
No-he’s poisonous.
Well they say “love hurts”…….I have a feeling you will find that out for yourself with this guy!
Hugs, Teddy
It’s all good once you get past the sting.
If you say so Kismet….all we care about is “he” makes you happy. Sting and all……….
Um….Kismet…you’d better just back away from him. We’re sure you aren’t THAT desperate for a mate. We’re lookin’ at that tail and wondering if he might indulge in a bit of domestic violence…..
I couldn’t even call the police-they’re afraid of him.
Oh my gosh! I couldn’t even tell you what that is! :O
It’s a scorpion. You know, like one of the signs of the Zodiac. I’m wondering if we’re astrologically compatible.
We think that you could do much better. Holdout for a while.
I’ve been holding out for years-hasn’t worked.
Well, that stings! You can definitely do better.
You’re probably right but there are no other offers. OUCH!
er… I don’t think he is a good match. Ask you mom to find you a matchmaker! 😛
She isn’t up to the task.